Shut up that phone notifications! Do you know someone who is very angry because everything seems to be connected to the Internet these days? Do they pine nostalgically for when they could entertainment Don’t want to complete the captcha test? So we’ve got a gift guide for you. Be a holiday hero with analog gifts that show you don’t need the internet to have fun.
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Updated November 2022: We’ve added several new features, including a rock-crawling-control car, a Kalimba thumb piano, and a stand mixer.
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